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WTF moment of the week: Epsiode 3- NAPLAN-MSN




My interpretation of the organization of NAPLAN via MSN messanger.


D_O_E has entered the conversation.


Teachers has entered the conversation


Students has entered the conversation

Department of Education: NAPLAN is on as usual.

Teachers: Yep.

Students: *sigh* we know

Students: we’re gonna fail, Lol XD

Teachers: Better get studying

Students: D:

D_O_E: *school league tables!*

Teachers: *gasp*

D_O_E: *my school website*

Teachers: *gasp*

Students: lol...wtf man??!!

Teachers: This is bad news...

D_O_E: we are ex-deeing XD

Teachers: fml

Students: ...still wtf.

Teachers: ‘kay enough of this. NAPLAN SHALL BE FORBIDDEN!

D_O_E: O.o

Students: horray! Boohay!!!!   

D: crap, they know my weakness.

Students: :)

D_O_E: fml man.

Teachers: *smug*

D: brb.

...

D_O_E: Back...and I’ve got a plan.

Teachers: NAPLAN IS ON NOW!

Students: but...but...but...you said!!

Teachers: wait-* NAPLAN ISN’T on

Students: oh rly?

D_O_E: hey! That’s not fair!

D: anyway...btw we are gonna still make you do the tests somehow...

D_O_E: oh-oh-oh-oh I know! We will get backpackers to administer the tests!

Teachers: hey! That’s OUR job! Wait. No. I mean. You can’t do that.

Students: why???why?? *shakes fists at sky*

Teachers: looks like it’s back on...

D_O_E: *smug*

Teachers: how about no. That plan fails.

D_O_E: wait! No! You are right. Guess the NAPLAN tests are off :(

Teachers: yes.

Students: HELL YES!

D_O_E: psyche.they are still on.

Teachers: o.O

D_O_E: ...and we are making the teachers do them....g2g bye

D_O_E has left the conversation.

Teachers: fml.cya.g2g

Teachers has left the conversation.

Students: fml.

Students has left the conversation.

-some say I have too much time on my hands.Others say I have an overactive imagination. The above is a comibnation of both. Also... I have trouble spelling the word "that"...It always ends up as being "tatht",

-ENN

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lol what?

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