The 5 types of people you should never make friends with at high school.

At high-school, there are a hundred shades of ANNOYING when it comes to your...friends...but there are certain shades that you should avoid at ALL COSTS.

1)THE FLIP-FLOPPER: She likes you, she like you not, she likes you , she likes you not. It’s hard to tell if this friend is your BFF or a psychopath with a social-climbing fetish. She’ll be complimenting your new shoes seconds before she uses you like a Kleenex.

2)THE MOOCHER: Will borrow $1.20 for a Freddo and never pay you back. Claiming he’ll “bring it in next Tuesday when my dad gives me some cash”. I don’t believe that you don’t even have $1.20 to your name...you were bragging about your new Iphone a minute ago...or does all of your money come from daddy?

3)THE FML-ER: The sarcastic, gloomy and cynical black hole of hate. “I’m NOT emo” she complains as she prattles off about how she has SO MUCH HOMEWORK and HOW SHE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO GO TO THE BUFFET THE OTHER DAY, among other possibly-life-threatening disasters.

4)THE CLINGER: “WE are like BEST FRIENDS!!!OMG LOL!!”. That one girl who simply cannot take the hint. Sure, she was pretty funny at first but after beginning to stalk you, she gotten a little bit annoying. She doesn’t have many friends so you do feel sorry for her...but seriously...I’m not married to you. Please. Leave me alone.

5)THE REBEL: Everybody is out to get him and he knows it. He “can’t wait to get his first rad tatt” and looking forward to his future in alcoholism and lung cancer. This pal is actually bad for your health. He sticks it to the man, without trying to understand what the “man” is all about. “Screw you man, I am diving into the SHALLOW end of the pool....yeah, that’s RIGHT!”.

NOTE: While we know mnay people who fill these descriptions, they do not in anyway represent a particular person. I'm sure you can understand that there are many annoying people, therefore even if this sounds EXACTLY like one of your friends, I am sorry to inform you that you aren't the only one with a ...friend...like this charming lot.

Which one is most annoying? Are you guilty of being an annoying friend?
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...: Nice picture, I'm in it. That was a fun day.; August 19, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Anonymous said...: I don't have a clinger, my best friend does (and by the way, it's not me). It annoys ME, so imagine how frustrating it is for her...; November 27, 2010 at 4:35 PM

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