There is a curse that has followed the students currently in year 11 since year 7. If it happens, it happens to us. I know it seems kind of dramatic and over the top but just hear me out. We have had four year advisers so far. Just when we think we have one which will stick, they leave us. I wonder how long Mr Perkiss will last.

Our year was stuck doing the NAPLAN test, or as some of you may remember it is ELLA and SNAP, as we were the year that it changed from being ELLA and SNAP, and doing it in year 7 and 8, to NAPLAN, years 7 and 9. Then the School Certificate like everyone else.

As you may have seen around the school, those little red pieces of "hip new" technology, also known as the laptops for every student. One year too late. Sorry for being born in 1993. I couldn't help it. The least you could do is not punish me for it. On the plus side, I still know how to use a pen.


-Tiktak Niknak


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