Classic high-school stereotypes: jocks & nerds. Jocks are hawt- but usually douche bags, or so we assume. Nerds are those who are....less genetically blessed but easy- well, easier- to talk to, smart and funny. This made a recent conversation with a group of the aforementioned "nerds" totally unexpected.


After recounting something I had done on the weekend, I got a smug little reply of "but what where you doing outside of the kitchen?" Being the only girl present at the time there was no one to back me up with a "oh no he did-eent" but as an alternative one of the other guys answered with "she was getting some ingredients”. Is it really any wonder that some women become lesbians? Seriously guys...yes, I am talking to you nerds with low-social skills and less-than-desirable appearances. The only chance you have really got with girls is a result of either your humour or intelligence.

Your "bros" may think your sexist jokes are the funniest thing since the Big Bang Theory but the gals aren't going to appreciate them. All that leaves is your intelligence. Wait, scratch that. You have just reduced yourself to the level of an internet commentator on http://www.facebook.com/l/019c9;omglolchickb00bz.com (and if you even thought about looking that up, I think you should seek help).

Now you are left with an unattractive, slimy, sexist, idiot of the kind that in most societies is generally undesirable. Come on all you nerdy guys! Do the math! Have you been making "Make me a sandwich jokes" recently? Have all your female friends started disappearing? Maybe it's time to be....nice. I know it's hard but trust me, someday you will thank me for it. And don't take all this the wrong way. The athletically superior among you need to hang their heads in shame as well.

Dear "Jocks". Yes, you are hot. That has been established. Don't let those scrawny nerds beat you to all the nice ladies. You have already got an advantage; don't throw it away by being an idiot. Or, as it might be too late for that, please try actually respecting girls. And not just because you want them to be your "babe".

But remember-no matter how hard we try, nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.



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